Monday, May 2, 2011

Highlights of Bin Laden Commentary on my Newsfeed

Here are some posts from May 2, 2011.


Last nite was just a reminder that you dont mess with the red, white and blue. It may take a week, a year , or ten years but sooner or later navy seals will drop into ur bunker and shot you in the head. I love this country.



RIP Osama Bin Laden - World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011)



I guess the US isn't totally going to hell in a ham basket after all!!




Well shit! Who are we going to blame all of our problems on now?!



Can't wait to kill osama in the next call of duty..




The people outside of the White House are being very disrespectful to the Bin Laden family




Breath a sigh of relief, fellow Democrats. We have Obama until 2016 now. Good riddance, Bin Laden. It's about time.




It took so long for me to get my sushi tonight, they killed Osama Bin Laden before I got my food.




does this mean i don't have to take my shoes off at the airport anymore?



Waiting for Bin Laden's twitter to confirm... Until then, think what you want




Trying to imagine being in the shoes of the badass that put the first bullet in the monster.



Thank you President Bush.



I wouldn't mind a Bill Pullman cameo during Obama's speech. Another great day to be an American.


"Obama is dead. Wait, what'd I say..." - Geraldo Rivera, you make a funny.


May 2, 1998 - The Dark Lord Voldemort is killed in the Battle of Hogwarts
May 2, 2011 (UK time) - Osama bin Laden (The Muggle Dark Lord) is killed


lets hope they are absolutely sure about this. it's going to be one hell of an awkward news conference if they find out it's not him a week from now.


Bin laden... now ur asss is bin dead!!!! hahahaha biotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I bet Osama is pissed that he came out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding..


"I loosened it." - Bush



1 comment:

  1. I too would not have minded a Bill Pullman cameo! I'm sure China wouldn't have either... ;)

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