Thursday, April 7, 2011

Smooth Criminals


Kevin, Foley, South Australia's State Police Minister, was attacked in a wine bar by disgruntled constituents this week - and it wasn't the first time. However, I think these attackers were of a different caliber than his November assailants. These guys were pure class and they brought him publicly to tears.

Mr Foley insists he was doing nothing wrong when he was verbally abused by three men and then attacked by a "very strong, very tall, very mean-looking guy" in the toilet.

"I was very scared Saturday night, I was thumped ... months ago within an inch of my life (and) all you guys can be worried about is all the salacious gossip and all the reasons that might have been behind me getting hit which were all complete bullshit.

"I am the victim here." and "I cry from time to time, that's the emotional side of Kevin Foley. It doesn't mean I am a bad or weak person. It doesn't mean I am incapable of doing my job," were his responses.

Well the best part of this story is that this line continues to be repeated in the headlines: The attackers did not run from the scene but stayed and finished Louis XIII de Remy Martin cognac at $170 a glass.

Haha! They even had the audacity to pay with a credit card, leaving proof of their identity behind. Bullies, but legends.


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