North Korean "Global Happiness Index" ranks China no. 1, USA dead last
China is the happiest place on earth(!!) according to a new global happiness index released by North Korea's Chosun Central Television. China earned 100 out of 100 points, followed closely by North Korea (98 points), then Cuba, Iran, and Venezuela. Coming in at 203rd place is America (or rather "the American Empire", 美帝国), with only 3 happiness points. South Korea got a measly 18 points for 152nd place.
Did I mention that this Index was created by North Korea themselves?
Methinks the criteria for "happiness" is having a dictator/psychotic horse in a burning stable run your country. I assume that people who don't have enough to eat are surviving off air bubbles of elation. Oh and throw in numerous guards toating heavy machinery to really put that smile on the masses' faces. This could be a wee bit biased.
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