American man robs bank to get healthcare. He walked into the bank and handed the teller a note that demanded "$1 and medical attention."
He is now laying in low in jail on larceny charges (his $1 demand did not qualify for a bank robbery sentence). He skips dinner to avoid contact with inmates and is going to get treated for the protruding bulge on his chest and back problems from his 17 years as a Coca-Cola delivery job. Getting laid off during the GFC is why he had to stoop to such lows, but has vowed to do it again if they cut him loose!
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