Friday, May 6, 2011

Food Industry Commentary

On Wednesday night, I attended a Food Awards Launch party at a contemporary art space downtown. This was basically a way for the awards committee to kiss their sponsors arses. However, they tried to add a bit of flavour to the night by hiring Cole Thomas, a 4-foot-9 chef from Georgia who has been here over 10 years.

Well Cole is famous for his levitating fish dish, but instead he treated us to prociutto hanging from a clothesline and witches' cauldron non alcoholic shots that are simply dry ice trickery borrowed from a low budget haunted houses at Halloween time back home. Also being from the States, I was not impressed. See him on the right - "he is just so wacky - darling, look at his drinks, they are smoking- but you can drink them - that is too wacky!"

More on his actual interesting work below:

Cole Thomas's levitating amuse-bouche, The Flying Fish, sees a nori-wrapped piece of tuna sashimi float above its dish - with not a wire or pulley in sight.

Told it was impossible, he managed to achieve his culinary feat by harnessing a variation of the Meissner Effect which - for those who've forgotten their high school physics - is the expulsion of a magnetic field from a superconductor during its transition to the superconducting state. In other words, Thomas has managed to doing something very tricky with magnetising agents, typically unmagnetisable organic matter, some dry ice and a $4000 ceramic tablet.


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Media Spin Paints What Appears to be a Two-Story Used Car Parts Shed as a "Mansion"


Apparently Bin Laden was not armed when shot and killed. Well the part I take away from this news story is the photo of the "mansion" he was residing in, in Abbottabad. Change that to Alottabad, that place is a HOLE. I guess it is an upgrade from the caves that he was rumored to be occupying.









I guess I should post something Aussie. This kid from "Australia's Got Talent" is fourteen but clearly the balls have not dropped. He does a better Whitney Houston than most drag queens I've seen at the Tranny Bingo Parlour:




Monday, May 2, 2011

Highlights of Bin Laden Commentary on my Newsfeed

Here are some posts from May 2, 2011.


Last nite was just a reminder that you dont mess with the red, white and blue. It may take a week, a year , or ten years but sooner or later navy seals will drop into ur bunker and shot you in the head. I love this country.



RIP Osama Bin Laden - World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011)



I guess the US isn't totally going to hell in a ham basket after all!!




Well shit! Who are we going to blame all of our problems on now?!



Can't wait to kill osama in the next call of duty..




The people outside of the White House are being very disrespectful to the Bin Laden family




Breath a sigh of relief, fellow Democrats. We have Obama until 2016 now. Good riddance, Bin Laden. It's about time.




It took so long for me to get my sushi tonight, they killed Osama Bin Laden before I got my food.




does this mean i don't have to take my shoes off at the airport anymore?



Waiting for Bin Laden's twitter to confirm... Until then, think what you want




Trying to imagine being in the shoes of the badass that put the first bullet in the monster.



Thank you President Bush.



I wouldn't mind a Bill Pullman cameo during Obama's speech. Another great day to be an American.


"Obama is dead. Wait, what'd I say..." - Geraldo Rivera, you make a funny.


May 2, 1998 - The Dark Lord Voldemort is killed in the Battle of Hogwarts
May 2, 2011 (UK time) - Osama bin Laden (The Muggle Dark Lord) is killed


lets hope they are absolutely sure about this. it's going to be one hell of an awkward news conference if they find out it's not him a week from now.


Bin laden... now ur asss is bin dead!!!! hahahaha biotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I bet Osama is pissed that he came out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding..


"I loosened it." - Bush



Friday, April 29, 2011

Happy Royal Wedding Day!


Does it seem to anyone besides me that this event is getting to be as commercialized as Christmas? Crappy royal wedding inspired Lifetime movies (that I watched, shame on me!), flags, plates, coins, stamps, doccos on the royal family, and now commemorative TEA BAGS!


How British does it get?




My personal favorite part of this whole Whimsical Windsor Fest is the girl who found a jelly bean with Kate's face on it... and expects to receive nearly $1000 USD for a jelly bean! Now that, my friends, signals madness!!!!



Anywho, happy viewing :)

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Spontaneous Hike

So we set out with a packed car on Friday for our Riverland Camping Adventure, only for the car to severely overheat when we attempted to climb any semblance of an incline. So camping got postponed until we called up every car rental place in town to find whatever vehicle they had left. We ended up scoring a Toyota Yaris, but had to wait until midday Sunday to take off in it. I was saddened by the lack of outdoor activity until my boyfriend suggested biking to the hills for a hike. This three hour trek (about 40 min biking uphill, an hour + up, an hour down and biking back) was really fun and scenic. We took a new hiking route which put us in the center of a prescribed burn area with lots of roos! See pics below. Actual camping photos to follow.






Easter Weekend Is Now Over

Mom's Easter package joins the mix. This still isn't all the chocolate in the house!

Friday, April 22, 2011

Commonwealth Confusion


Australians get the second Monday of June off every year to celebrate the Queen's birthday. Pretty cool to have the day off, but pretty confusing considering her birthday is TODAY, April 22! What?!