Friday, June 10, 2011

It's Cheese'O'Clock!


This is what my life has come to - blogging about my arch-nemesis, Cheese.

Enjoy this guide to wine and cheese pairing cause its a long weekend in Oz. Queen's birthday! (which was in April, when I posted a pic of Her Royal Heiny and her tiara-ed corgis).

Spending the weekend in Melbourne with my boyfriend for his friend's 30th. And also 37 of his other closest friends- Massive!

Seeyas

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

China and North Korea top Global Happiness Survey



North Korean "Global Happiness Index" ranks China no. 1, USA dead last


China is the happiest place on earth(!!) according to a new global happiness index released by North Korea's Chosun Central Television. China earned 100 out of 100 points, followed closely by North Korea (98 points), then Cuba, Iran, and Venezuela. Coming in at 203rd place is America (or rather "the American Empire", 美帝国), with only 3 happiness points. South Korea got a measly 18 points for 152nd place.


Did I mention that this Index was created by North Korea themselves?

Methinks the criteria for "happiness" is having a dictator/psychotic horse in a burning stable run your country. I assume that people who don't have enough to eat are surviving off air bubbles of elation. Oh and throw in numerous guards toating heavy machinery to really put that smile on the masses' faces. This could be a wee bit biased.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Aussie Pride in PERTH






































I especially love the memorial to the all too common crotch-to-the-face-ing that happens in footy

Monday, June 6, 2011

PERTH pt 1


Went to Perth for work, but went on the weekend to stay with my friend Stef and her newly minted husband. She took me out to the bar til late Sat night, and then we explored the beach, the Little Creatures Brewery and Fremantle the next day. Will post more tomorrow, but for now enjoy the snaps, including the equivalent of my car with a SNORKEL on it. Yup, the cars are tricked out for a peak at the barrier reef.







Friday, June 3, 2011

Best/Most Ridiculous News Article I've Ever Read


Music of Aussie rockers AC/DC proves irresistable to sharks

(Headline: Irresistible spelled wrong)

THEY'VE sold 200 million albums worldwide but AC/DC has an unexpected new fan - the majestic great white shark.

Eyre Peninsula tourism operator Matt Waller has discovered that great whites are attracted to the Australian hard rock band more than any other - even more than berley.

Several times a week his Adventure Bay Charter company cruises down to Shark Bay at the Neptune Islands, south of Port Lincoln, to view the world's largest predatory fish.

The sharks are particularly attracted to top-selling songs If You Want Blood and Shook Me All Night Long with their low frequencies.

Mr Waller discovered the unusual attraction for sharks when taking tourists out on his swim with great white sharks trips.

"We know the AC/DC music works best by trial and error, and we are doing more research to see what works best with different species of shark," he says.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Me-NEVERMIND


Finance Minister Penny Wong shut Tasmanian Senator David Bushby the eff down when he uttered a sexist "me-oww" during a heated debate.

I'm sure that he instantly regretted the catty comment, as she promptly fired back,“Oh yes, why don’t you meow when a woman does that?” Wong fired back. “That’s a good idea. Just extraordinary. The blokes are allowed to yell, but if a woman stands her ground, you want to make that kind of comment. It’s sort of schoolyard politics, mate.”

This has sparked debate all across Australia today, stirring Penny into a fit of sexist accusations. Speaking about opposition leader Tony Abbott, she said

"I think there is no doubt that on occasions there are things that Mr Abbott has said, [such as] 'Making an honest woman of the Prime Minister' - and we all know what that generally refers to, and that's making sure the woman's married," Senator Wong said.

"Previously he's said 'when it comes to Julia, no doesn't always mean no', which I personally found pretty distasteful given that it's used in terms of campaigns against rape and sexual assault."

Penny Wong rages, and I see why, but sometimes I appreciate a little "meow"

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Vote for Me!

I was in Perth over the weekend to see friends before doing business Monday and Tuesday. Will post pics later, but just wanted to share that my photo was snapped and I am entered in a fashion contest! Ironically though, I will be representing Perth! Click here to see - and if you are so inclined, like the Australian Fashion Guide so that you can like my photo (and maybe I will win!)